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The Way We Do It in Sweden

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Each culture has different approach to sex especially when it comes to casual sex.
Moving from Japan to Sweden it became very apparent. This fantasy is based on almost true story.

One night I was out in a club with friends. Then I realise I keep meeting eyes quite often with one girl with elegant but slightly sexy dress. Gradually we got closer and then she was beside me. I gathered my courage and said ‘hi I am Toshi nice to meet you’ and shook hands with her. She also introduced herself but of course with the loud music I did not hear anything. After awhile dancing beside each other she looked slightly frustrated then next moment she grabbed my head and kissed me on the lips… by then none of my friends were anywhere in my sight.
After a passionate kissing session in the middle of the club (where nobody really cared what we were doing..) she grabbed my hand and headed to the exit of the club and I realised where my night was heading to. We quickly figured out my place was closer than hers so we headed to my place. My apartment was a bachelors apartment where the king size bed is conveniently located by the entrance, so as soon as we entered my apartment she pushed me onto the bed. My penis was already at full hardness with the anticipation of what was about to happen. She undid my pants to find it and she said ‘nice!’. The next moment what I really did not expect to happen, happened. She get on top, slid her panties aside a little, grabbed my penis and put it in her vagina. All I could do was to see this beautiful girl with a beautiful dress riding me and enjoying it. After she came she said ‘oh this is what I needed!!’ and quickly undressed herself and curled into bed and fell asleep. I picked up the dress and hung it up and also went to sleep beside her.

Next morning when we woke up, she apologetically asked ‘I hope it was ok…’. Then I answered ‘yes it was bit surprising but I enjoyed it’. Then she said ‘I guess this is the way we do it in Sweden!’

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Am I really just a naughty nurse?

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I’m a nurse and I always imagine what it would be like to get a little naughty with one of the ward orderlies at work, maybe escape to a staircase somewhere. That fear of getting caught really does something to me. I hate the gross way nurses are portrayed in porn. I would love to [...]

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Sexy Skateboarder Crush

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I was living in Barcelona and wanted to get back into the skateboarding scene, and found a guy teaching private lessons and decided to take a few to get my feet wet again (turns out I got more than just my feet wet). Let’s call him Jules (he was French and hearing a French accent in Spanish still makes me tingle). Jules and I would meet up as I developed an insane crush (not to use the word “obsession”). We would flirt during class, with exchanges such as
Jules: Ok, if you land this trick, you get a prize.
Me: Oh really? And what sort of prize might that be?
Jules: Guess you’ll have to just land it and find out…
And land tricks I did. I would practice furiously to try to impress him and I was spending all my discretionary income on these skate lessons. One day after a group class, all of us went out for beers. I grazed my leg against his – ever so lightly so it could easily be played off as an accident. He grazed back. Our legs were touching. At the end of the night, we maintained what I chose to interpret as meaningful eye contact for a second too long before the customary 2 kiss farewell. I went home to wring out my panties and touch myself furiously.
The following week after an especially flirtatious class, he asked what I was doing that night. He suggested that we go out dancing. I agreed, and he said in his oh so sexy accent “Vale, pero tendremos que bailar muy pegaditos.” I was like, uh, no problem on this end. So that night we had a few drinks, danced some salsa, and went back to his apartment. As soon as we stepped into the elevator, he pushed me against the mirrored wall and kissed me. We could barely make it through the door before ripping off each other’s clothes. We fucked and it was whatever, but I didn’t care because I’d gotten what I’d been drooling over. The nail in the coffin for me came when we were laying there afterwards. I asked, “So when was the first time you thought about this possibility with me?” And his answer: “Tonight at the bar.” I got up, put on my clothes, and left. Fuck you too then, Jules.

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Gays in Space

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My friend tried to get me to go see the movie Life by telling me that it was a gay love story in space with Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhal. That sounded amazing! He told me in one scene Ryan spits out across the room in zero gravity – the spit ball flies across the room to land perfectly on Jake’s asshole: the next scene cuts to Ryan thrusting across the room to 2001 a Space Odyssey music – to dock seamlessly into Jake’s beautiful ass. The movie Life was ruined for me after that.

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La Cena

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Conocí a una mujer en el supermercado, nos gustamos, la invité a cenar -desnuda- y aceptó. Llegó a casa, entró, dejó el vino y el helado en la heladera e inmediatamente empezamos a besarnos. Nos desvestimos, puse la comida en la mesa y cenamos; pero al muy poco tiempo empezamos a tocarnos y darnos de comer, a lamernos la comida de encima del cuerpo e hicimos el amor en la baranda de la escalera, la primera vez. Luego en unos taburetes altos y finalmente en la silla. Todas las veces ambos llegamos, todas las veces fueron explosivas. Luego se vistió y se fue. Nunca más la vi. Esto fue cierto.

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Does my Boss Masturbate at Her Desk?

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I have a new job. Big office, several workers. And, being the new one, almost every day I stay late, to the point all my coworkers are gone. Almost all. There is this woman. Several years older than me, maybe fifty-something. Not what you would call hot, although she was fine. Not that I had ever looked at her in a sexual way, she was a superior, although I’m not even sure where she stood in the company (she had her own office, although the walls were crystal and I could see her work).

One day, already almost alone, I was chatting with a friend, and she suggested I masturbated at work, just because the idea turned her on. I said I was not alone, I was always almost the last one, but my boss always stayed later. And my friend answered “maybe it’s her who waits until you leave to masturbate at her desk”.

Since that day, I can’t take the image out of my head. Every late evening, when it’s just the two of us, I imagine her touching herself under the desk. Or desperately horny, and desperately waiting for me to leave. I’m obsessed with her, now. I don’t even want to do anything with her. Just to see her all by herself. Maybe if I casually turn off the lights and work in the dark she’ll think she’s alone and I will get a glimpse?

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Strip Reading

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I love books, particularly old books. There’s just something about the smell of old books and the sensation of historic human wisdom and knowledge – particularly in an age of such temporary, electric words; it’s nice to come face to face with just how long we humans have been at all this. I love reading my favorite books aloud to lovers, and sometimes, it becomes a contest: who gets to read to whom? Sometimes that contest becomes wrestling, and, well…

My fantasy is to seduce (and be seduced) in an old, sunlit library filled with musty tomes. We’d start by flirting on the walls, reaching around and across and through each other to pick out editions, to show each other words that had particular impact on our lives. We’d pick a book (something good; classic scifi, or a Feynman lecture, an age of exploration travelogue) and settle into a cozy lover’s chair, wrapped around each other, and one of us would start reading. The other would want a turn, but you can’t just make it that easy; we’d start wrestling over the book (still reading aloud!). She’d get the book from me, and vice versa; then the tables would turn, and turn again; and we’d start using our clothes to tie the other person up so we could keep the book. Well, now you’re naked and tied up on a pile of books, and you still want to be the one reading…. What to do? Cheat! Whoever isn’t reading aloud starts going down on the other; the rule is: if you can make them skip a word, they have to give up the book! So now you’re both naked and aroused one a pile of books… What to do? 😉

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My (not so) obedient wife

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Since we entered the world of BDSM, we give each other challenges to fulfill. Most of the time these challenges are bedroom related, but sometimes we give each other “outdoor” challenges. Since we are on holiday in the south of France (Millau), where it is mostly very warm in summer, I thought of a challenge taking advantage of the circumstances. My challenge for her… is to walk around town all day without any underwear under her short dress. We will do everything people do on these occasions, visiting a small museum, some shopping, drinking a cappuccino on a terrace… And every now and then I order her to flash her butt or breasts in public! And here is why I love my wife so much… She sometimes does, and sometimes does not as I order, although she knows there will be some punishment for being not obedient enough… But even those punishments she is taking gracefully, whipping, spanking until her buttocks are glowing all rosy red, she really likes it all! Sometimes I think she is doing it on purpose, looking forward to our spanking sessions, and the sex after… I love my (not so) obedient wife!!!

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Watching My Wife Get a Lapdance

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I really want to take her to a strip club. I love watching dirty movies together, not so much because I like the movies themselves, but I like sharing our observations and knowing she’s getting turned on; I love feeling her get damp when we watch together. I love how it’s all drawn out over time, building up slowly to a sexual crescendo.

In my fantasy, we go to a nice, high end club together. The music throbs. It’s a fully nude place, with expensive high end liquor. She’s dressed sexy. Short skirt, nothing underneath. Cleavage. We take a seat near the stage. Dancers come, writhing suggestively in front of us. “She has a nice ass,” she says. “I like her nipples, but she’d look better if she wasn’t completely waxed. Still, I’d like to watch her lick you,” I say.

A sexy blonde with nice curves steps up on stage in front of us. She moves hypnotically, sensually. The young lady is dancing for just us, but she has locked eyes on her, not me. I can tell she’s genuinely turned on, dancing for my wife. She’s visibly damp, and twisting her own nipples. My wife is mesmerized; is she turned on by this sexy dancer too?

My wife breaks her gaze with the naked dancer and turns toward me, leans in, and whispers to me. She wants some cash to tip the naked performer. I hand her several bills. The dancer sees this, and turns her back on us, bending over with her hands on her knees, writhing her ass and bare pussy lips close to my wife’s face. My wife smiles, slipping a $20 in the girl’s garter. “I think I’d like a lap dance with this one,” she tells me. “And I want you to watch”.

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Studying for My Oral

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My boyfriend and I were studying for the finals in his house, after lunch his mother and older brother went to sleep, and we continued studying. I don’t know when, but we started kissing with our hands going everywhere. I touched his dick. I told him to pretend that we where studying while I was giving him a blow job. It was so good to hear him trying to pretend. Hahaha! Soo exiting… (The mom and the brother where in the rooms right next to us!)

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Secret Beach Fondle

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In a summer sunny day, me and my girlfriend were in a naturist beach (of course both naked). We had a sun umbrella and a small beach tent with no door (decathlon ones :)). We were talking and at the same time taking a look at our neighbours; a couple putting protector cream on each others naked bodies; some guys playing rackets with their cocks swinging,…and we got horny. We got up from our towels and I sat inside the tent with just my legs outside. She went inside and lay down; no one could see her from the outside. I pretended to be reading a magazine and she started stroking my penis…from the outside no one could see her hand going up and down. I became more and more excited with it and at the same time I started looking at our naked neighbours, the naked girls with big boobies that were passing near the water …I stared at their breasts hanging in the sun in slow motion, I stared at the big cocks jumping and jumping from the racket-game guys ….and always more and more excited with my girlfriend continuing the stroking movements. At the same time she became wet and was also touching herself with the other hand ….until…I had an orgasm and I ejaculated so hard on top of the magazine I was pretending to read. At the end we kissed and laughed a lot about the situation!

 

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Señora Robinson

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In the 90’s when I was a teenager, I always went on vacation to a friend of my mothers, in Spain. She was for me at that time “old”, 35 years or so. That summer I took some dirty magazines with me. One afternoon I was reading the magazine while masturbating. She walked in, I didn’t hear her. She saw what I was doing and the magazines. She was angry, she was threatening to call my parents and send me home. She asked me later if I knew why she was angry. I answered because I was too young ? She gave me a choice: she called my parents or she will teach me why she was angry. I chose the second option. First I had to get naked and masturbate myself and cum on her legs. Then she said in the magazines all the girls love cum, so now you lick your cum. After this I had to eat her out. I was shocked that her pussy was hairy. It was the first time I saw a pussy of an adult women… I learned a lot that vacation, and at the end of that vacation I burned all the magazines…

I went year after year on vacation to her …

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Alien Probing

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Maybe it’s because I’m a scientist myself, but my ultimate erotic fantasy is to be temporarily captured by an advanced alien race of scientists who want to learn about human sexual behavior and desire. When I wake up I am immobilized and surrounded by bright light and cannot see anything very clearly. There are electrodes stuck to my skin including on my face, neck, breasts, and thighs. They excite me with tools, mild jolts of electricity and all manner of devices I can’t name, getting readings from the electrodes as well as my reaction throughout their experiments.

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Please Service … Me

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The sun may have made me a little too adventurous on this occasion but my confession involves ordering room service at a swanky hotel in Barcelona. I love to show off my body and my husband encourages it very much. This time I wanted to push things a little further and we ordered room service to our room to help fix a “problem” with the balcony. When the young man arrived, my husband opened the door and I was lying on the bed face down fully naked. I was on complete show. I only got a glimpse of the young man as he walked passed the bed but my husband said he was staring at me the whole time. While he started to realise there was no real problem with the balcony I moved into such a position as to expose my shaved pussy (I was also very wet). It was a massive turn on as the man got so very hard according to my husband – my husband fingered me whilst whispering what had happened. 20 mins later we requested for him to come back as it was still not fixed. This time, I opened the door in a robe and my husband was watching discreetly from the bathroom door crack. I told the young fit man that I wanted him to tell me what outfit looked better on me and asked him to wait for me to change. He was very excited. I put on in the bathroom a tight black dress (with a large slit) and came back out to his absolute delight. I made him feel the material, he was so bloody hard and erect. I then got changed into outfit 2 – leather pants and a crop top. This time I let him feel my ass in the outfit whilst smiling at my husband. I think the man came in his pants! He then left the room as I instructed him to and as soon as the door closed my husband rushed out to spank me for being naughty, before fucking me very hard whilst calling me filthy names and being strong and aggressive in a sexy way! I love being admired!

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